About Sea Dog

He’s bold, brash, and built like a firecracker from 1776—Sea Dog (aka Sparky) has red, white, and beach vibes running through his veins. Born on the shores of rebellion and raised on rum and mischief, he’s the original American mutt—part pirate, part patriot, all trouble. With a peg leg, eye patch, and attitude to spare, Sea Dog isn’t just a brand—it’s a salute to freedom, fun, and living loud. It’s for the wild ones who steal the scene, break the rules, and howl at the moon just because they can.

Rolling with him is his ride-or-die, Slim Jim—the smooth-talking skeleton who doesn’t say much but knows how to stir up fun. Thicker than thieves and loyal to the bone, they’re proof that true friends don’t just stick around—they side-eye the same people you do. Oh, and the gear? Buttah-soft, never shrinks, and 100% designed, produced, and screen printed in the Good Ole USA with Pride and Grit!