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No Great Story Starts With Salad

$ 15.00

VINTAGE STYLE SHIRTS WITH A CLASSIC HEAVY T-SHIRT COMFORT FEEL. BUILT TO LAST AND WEATHER THE TOUGHEST WAVES ON THE SEA, WE PRIDE OURSELF ON OUR CLASSIC NOVELTY DESIGNS AND OUR CLASSIC VINTAGE FEEL PERFECT FOR THE TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTIC. BEACHWEAR/BOATWEAR HAS NEVER FELT SO GOOD. SO CONTINUE THE TRADITION OF SEA DOG AND BE THE NEXT SALTY DOG WHO WEATHERS THE STORM.

A TRADITION: Express your personality with a Sea Dog T-Shirt, the Salty Old Dog who’s seen a hundred battles and weathered a thousand storms.

COMFORT MADE TO LAST: Soft washed heavy garment, dyed with eco-friendly pigment colors, with set in sleeves and a ribbed collar with double needle top stitched neckline.

Vintage style novelty T-Shirts printed in the U.S.A!

THE STYLE: These Novelty Vintage shirts are the perfect fit for any Beach goer looking for that perfect shirt! Made for the boat and the water these shirts are the perfect beachwear and boatwear for people to comment on.

ABOUT THE SHIRT

6.1 oz. 100% pre-shrunk, ringspun pigment-dyed cotton
Soft washed garment dyed with eco-friendly pigment colors, wash with like colors
Ribbed collar with double needle top stitched neckline
1 inch collar
Taped shoulder to shoulder
Double needle stitched sleeves and bottom hems for durability

(in inches)	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
BODY WIDTH	18 ½	20 ½	22 ½	24 ½	26 ½	28
FULL BODY LENGTH	27	28 ½	30	31 ½	32 ¾	33

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No Great Story Starts With Salad

$ 15.00

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